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Old Nov 02, 2006, 03:33 PM // 15:33   #4261
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The Secret order of the Duck were hidden deep underground where the Nuclear fall out never affected them and so survived

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Old Nov 02, 2006, 03:40 PM // 15:40   #4262
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Running out of air
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Old Nov 02, 2006, 04:00 PM // 16:00   #4263
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The Order of the duck build a Huge chamber underground filled with plants to fill the underground lair with oxygen
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Old Nov 02, 2006, 04:53 PM // 16:53   #4264
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the order of the duck being overrun by the order of the molerats
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Old Nov 03, 2006, 04:31 PM // 16:31   #4265
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the order of the molerats cant see anything so they dont know the ducks are there.
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Old Nov 03, 2006, 04:53 PM // 16:53   #4266
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the order of groundhog finding them and eating them
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Old Nov 03, 2006, 06:48 PM // 18:48   #4267
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groundhogs being another sub-terranian animal that cant see well.
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Old Nov 03, 2006, 07:01 PM // 19:01   #4268
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since this is all happening underground, where light sources are unusually absent, sight isn't a necessary quality. the order of the molerats (and groundhogs) use their highly attuned sense of vibrations and air movements through subterranean tunnels to find the order of the duck.
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Old Nov 03, 2006, 07:31 PM // 19:31   #4269
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the ducks fleeing back to the unradiated ponds
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Old Nov 03, 2006, 08:46 PM // 20:46   #4270
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A big fat guy comes and drinks all the ponds in the world (he was very thirsty)
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Old Nov 03, 2006, 09:54 PM // 21:54   #4271
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him taking a piss making one huge lake
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Old Nov 05, 2006, 11:42 PM // 23:42   #4272
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all the water going straight back to where it used to be.
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Old Nov 05, 2006, 11:53 PM // 23:53   #4273
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ducks spreading out among all the lakes so they arent destroyed
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Old Nov 06, 2006, 12:05 AM // 00:05   #4274
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Duck-seeking missiles
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Old Nov 06, 2006, 12:09 AM // 00:09   #4275
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more ducks then missles, atleast 2 ducks (1 male, 1 female) are left alive and they hide in a hidden aclove far away from the missle sites and reproduce many new ducklings
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Old Nov 06, 2006, 12:11 AM // 00:11   #4276
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(related to other Sadaam thread) The U.S. Army who finds the ducks in the hole instead of in there middle eastern palace. Hehe.
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Old Nov 06, 2006, 12:15 AM // 00:15   #4277
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the eggs being left alone
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Old Nov 06, 2006, 12:16 AM // 00:16   #4278
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So much over population in the world there is no more "alone" space.
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Old Nov 06, 2006, 12:18 AM // 00:18   #4279
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a bomb going off killing half the population
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Old Nov 06, 2006, 12:26 AM // 00:26   #4280
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the bomb kills the eggs.
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